Monday, October 24, 2011

One Year Ago ...

One year ago we moved to our own little paradise... it's called Little Rockland. Our first guests were Randolph's best friend Woody and his girlfriend Jen.  The weekend consisted of Pumpkin Carving, Star Gazing, GEORGIA Football , and the FAIR ! This year will be a little different ... we have an action packed weekend planned  to include good food, good friends, more pumpkin carving , more Georgia football and this year .... a DANCE PARTY!  

We are excited to show off what we've done with the place .. the most fun thing is that we've turned Duchess Townsend's house into our home ... she must like what we've done with the place because all  (and  I do mean ALL) of the people who knew her swear her ghost lives here...and that she would let us know if she were upset with the progression of things.  I'm not convinced she likes our artwork as the pictures are always crooked , but otherwise I think she feels the love.  The stories of her life  are the BEST and I hope that we continue to learn more about her , the island, and this place.   In the meantime I'm simply excited for the annual Fall Visit of our good friends. I'm excited to come home to a place that I share with a loving black lab and a supportive loving guy. 



Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Talkin' 'Bout My Generation...




























gen .er. a. tion ( noun )

According to Miriam Websters dictionary  a geneartion is   a body of living beings constituting a single step in the line of descent from an ancestor.

 I  often find my mind drifting to another time .. wondering once again where my roots are .... where did I come from ( I know for all of you wise-cracks out there ... from my mothers womb ...) but don't you ever wonder what it would be like to have a conversation with your great great great ....  I pull from my deepest memories sometimes to grasp on to the recollection of spending time with my Granny Carroll ... She was my fraternal  great great grandmother . I can barely remember now her home in Maryland but what I do remember was her huge hugs - burrying me in her bossom with her  white apron on ... She was quite the lady - certainly not too affectionate but definitely full of love ... a hard working , strong woman but gentle and kind... I remember the way her eyes twinkled when she would smile ... and I remember  ever so slighlty her immaculate home - wide porches and a fabulous winding staircase leading into a big entry parlor.  I remember being very small and in that very house when the Nixon scandal was ground breaking news... and I remember her cellar and the fish pond in her yard. .. I have always wished I could have spent more time with her sitting on her porch and hearing stories of her childhood ... I'd love more time  with my grandfather ... pictured here ..  I was his only grandchild and he treated me like a princess ... he was always patient ( probably due to a little help from his afternoon martini ) and always so proud to show me off to his friends ...  So when I received this old photo the other day those fond ole' memories flooded back and my heart smiled... Thanks for lifes lessons , thanks for your love, and ... thanks for the memories !  I love you still ....

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Let it BEE






Nothing like a little sweet honey ....

Today when I woke up I had no idea the adventure we  were about to embark on ... I always have a list of things I want to experience but when I need to extract those options I seem never to be able to recollect my bucket list.  However ... today simply proved that my other half actually DOES listen .. one more reason why I love him so much .... so with no idea if I've dressed appropriately we hop in the car and off we go ... quietly I take in the surrounding route south ... we stop at a gas station for gas .. I don't know if this was to stump me or if we truly needed fuel ... but post stop we went "swurvin' down a dirt road ... ok... not really swerving but it sounds good ... we hugged the Edisto River ... and I thought I had an A-HA moment ... we are going to Bulls Island ... really ... I'm starving so as much as that would have been a great idea too  I'm glad we ended at ... Bee City ... there is a spot to get a hotdog there and as hungry as we were , that little nugget was as good as any steak would have been at the time ...
After our victuals we ventured through Bee City .. interesting ... very interesting ...they have more than just bee's at Bee City ... there are turtles and goats, and donkeys and goats, and monkeys and goats and exotic animals ... and did I mention goats ??   We also hiked the nature trail ... don't be too impressed ... the nature trail is a small little loop through the yard but when in Rome ... you know the deal ...  We did see some bee's and we even brought home some honey and I even saw how turtles "do it " ... don't ask ... it's not pretty... But I had fun and I have learned a few things today :
*  Randolph really does listen to me
*  I can check Bee City off the list
*  I don't really like to see animals   ( other than snakes which I'd really rather not see at all ) caged and out of their natural habitat.
*  And in the words of John Lennon ... There will be an answer ... let it be,,, let it be ...





PS.. I think this little guy liked my shirt too ... 

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Cruising Through Lunch ...

It really can be done .... First you gather the friends who will push fun to the edge .. those who know you but wanna come along anyway ! Once you've rallied, let the fun begin ....

The Port purchased a fancy new gangplank which is air conditioned... key for keeping your good looks for that ship photo once on board...
 Make a quick stop in front of the mosaic tile wall ..
Photo Tip: All the Color makes a girl look skinny . 

A Quick Dash Through the Disco will help make room for the Luscious Lunch that Awaits... We choose to " Do the Monkey " .. our theme song ... 
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil .. Just like Vegas what happens on the Ship, Stays on the Ship...

 
A 5 Course Lunch with Shrimp, Scallops, Beets, Goat Cheese, Lobster, Filet, and a Trio of Desserts - It's true that the way to a mans ( and woman's) heart is through the stomach then Carnival Cruises  has won our hearts !





It's OK if he doesn't speak English ...
He can just show us how the equipment works...


Yoo Hoo ... Is This Right ?










Check Matey!

FORE!

A Quick Run Through The All Day Buffet

American Idol Ain't Got Nothin' On Us!
Shore Excursions Never Looked So Good ..
Lucky 7's .. Come On ... I need some bar bucks !
Poster Girl !
Carnival Fantasy Ships Is Home Based Right Here in Charleston ... All Aboard !

Post Cards Ship to Shore.. Weathers Great .. Wish You Were Here...




I'm beat.... But it sure was fun ! Wonder if they have a great rate at the Courtyard Historic Distict ?

Yesterday we were treated to a tour and lunch on Carnival's Fantasy Ship ...  It brought a whole new meaning to the term " Lunch & Learn" ..  I learned that you can have a mini vacation during your lunch hour, meet tons of great new folks, see an awful lot of fun getting ready to take place on the ship, eat , eat, and eat... then run through a variety of fun activites before heading back to reality ... Thank you to Carnival for Choosing Charelston as a home port - your support of our community both economically and philanthropically is aplauded ... May we sail into many beautiful sunsets together ....


Sunday, July 24, 2011

HE NEVER PROMISED ME A ROSE GARDEN ...

"Flowers are beautiful hieroglyphics of nature,
with which she indicates how much
she loves us " .. Wolfgang von Geothe 

My Wildflower Garden @ Little Rockland







Short Blog today , but I had to share my beautiful wildflower garden for those who can't come enjoy it in person...

To quote Rufus Wainwright .. " When you are smiling , the whole world smiles with you ... and when you are laughing the sun comes shining through ... "  I'm sure smiling in my little piece of paradise - come visit and stay for a while ... it's peaceful here ... the gentle breezes off the marsh will welcome you as much as Randolph and I do ... So Come On ... Walk in a Little Sunshine with us ... Boy It Feels Good ! 





"Earth laughs in flower" .. Ralph Waldo Emmerson




... to quote Sheryl Crow , "Love is like wildflowers... it's often found in the most unlikely places.. "  



Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Volunteerism ...

 I don't really know when it was that I became a volunteer... perhaps involuntarily in my youth when I didn't want to clean my room but was bribed ( back then allowance was only a quarter ... seriously - and you could buy an icee from IKES for ten cents ) .. but that's another blog... I distinctly remember however in college wanting more than anything to go to theater - I couldn't afford it on my quarter a week savings so I volunteered ... in the box office... back stage ... anywhere they could use me and I could see the shows for free...  I loved every minute of it and my efforts took me to places I'd never have believed ... I was a loyal theater volunteer for over 20 years and still reflect on the good friends made through that channel.. I learned , laughed and even shed a few tears over the years.... But it left me with so much more than I ever gave ... I learned about life ... about family ... about love ... and about overcoming obstacles ... it also made me really good at what I do today as so many of the techniques I learned are applicable in the hospitality field. 
As my interests have changed I have volunteered in other fields as well ...  fundraisers, with horse stables, in my Church, at regatta's .... each experience is as rich as the one before and each leaves me so thankful for the effort ... it's not so hard to make excuses sometimes - heck many times - but so many worthy agencies and people depend on volunteers to make a difference... take today for instance ... I volunteered at the Lowcountry Foodbank ... after a frustrating hunt for the place which was not on my GPS because they had just moved I finally stumbled on it and figured ... now that Im here I might as well go in ... I thought for a second of just calling my boss and saying that I'd gotten lost and needed to go to the office but I went in anyway knowing that he'd bee looking for me ... you see... I went to the Foodbank on behalf of my workplace ... they picked the Foodbank ... not me ... so this time volunteering wasn't as heartfelt ... or so I thought... 
Once inside we were greeted by the volunteer coordinator who efficiently shared the mission and statistics of the organization .. who knew that they were NOT a soup kitchen ?  or that they serve over 1000 meals a day at times... or that they organize, categorize , and distribute food to service organizations such as Salvation Army, East Cooper Meals on Wheels, Back Pack Buddies, Mentazonia ( a childrens program ) and more... Did you have any idea that 25000 volunteer hours last year made it possible for them to succeed ?   
I was lucky - I didn't wear sleeves -  I mean , it was only 102 degrees today by the time I got there ... they were lucky I wore pants ... but because of my sleeve ( or lack of them ) debacle I got SO LUCKY ... I was sent to the kitchen ( so I could wear a chef coat over my bare arms ) ... there I met and was inspired by the most amazing woman ... cheerful, organized, passionate, meticulous, caring, educational, thoughtful ... these are only a few words that describe the executive chef , Kimberly , at the Foodbank ... She is AMAZING - running the kitchen with a full VOLUNTEER staff... and DONATED product ... I promise you that her kitchen is the cleanest , most organized kitchen  I have ever seen ... Any restaurant or banquet facility should take a few lessons from her on how to run a kitchen or hospitality organization ... I cannot say enough about her gracious demeanor and tight ship there.   So after making, packing and distributing popcorn shrimp for 800 kids, 18 half pans of lasagna, equal number of ham and cheese casseroles , prepping hashbrowns creative formed from French Fries, and I don't even remember what else , I can tell you that you are only doing yourself a disservice my not helping out there ... It's an amazing place filled with love. Visit the website to learn more about it and better yet  visit the folks there and roll up your sleeves ... 

www.lowcountryfoodbank.org

They would be most appreciative but I bet you will be the one who leaves with the prize .. 





Friday, July 15, 2011

She Really is much more than a photographer ...

Wedding Photography  – you wouldn’t believe it even if I told you … though I really don’t know that I could make it all up so here goes…  I officiate weddings ... lots of weddings... and over the years I thought I'd seen it all ... until recently ...
I get to the wedding site the customary time  well before the affair … lightening cracking , skies opened up … it's an outdoor ceremony ...  but that wasn’t even the beginning…. I tromped through the wet grass after the rain burst , only to find THE FLORIST there setting up … WITH ALL OF THE GUESTS inside the reception hall  … they had all of their s*&t  flung out , van doors open and backed right up to the front door  like the guest of honor my friend … Caterers were still setting up too  … and guests were all just mingling – water only because they didn’t want to risk running out of bar bev’s… Maybe it was to be an interactive affair somewhat like a barn-raising ...Ok ... I like that concept...  So I wander off to find the bride and groom and of course the photographer in the designated "holding room "… Photowitch was in RARE form … barking orders at  everyone and bitching about E V E R Y T H  I N G  you could imagine… and even some things you can’t  imagine…
With  the bewitching hour now  upon us , the caterer and photowitch decided to seat everyone in the wet , humid, grassy ceremony area…puddled with fresh rainwater ...  I suggested we wait to make sure all important guests were present but NNNOOOOOOOO  it was time and dammit those guests were getting seated … like it or not … About this time the photographer reminds us all that she is so much more  than just a photographer...  so … we waited …. And waited … ho hummmm diddle dee dee … waiting ….. did I say , still waiting ?  At one point the dumpy DJ decided to use his dj voice to announce the brides father wasn’t here and basically that he was a sorry ass dad and piece of low life shit  ( this move  was directed by the photographer too )… nice … yes… REAL NICE … … still waiting .  BUT  after 90 minutes ( yes that is 1 ½ hours ) the brides dad showed up , we dried off her tears,  calmed down the groom  and were on our way … BUT NOT BEFORE the circus of getting everyone lined up  ( ever hear the saying hearding cats ) …. At this point , I am  just about OVER IT … I have gone way beyond my dreams of being patient, priestly, and whatever other persona I should exude in my role there…. I am now HIGHLY IRRITATED … but good southern girl that I am , I am still just standing and smiling ...  the photowitch directed me to make some “announcements “ before the ceremony started … yes … I am to announce that they throw the flowers petals located on the end of the aisles when the bride and groom recess ( oh , forgive me – they don’t’ know what that means so I am to use the words  “ WALK OUT” ) … but better yet … since it really IS all about the photowitch I am to announce that there is to be NO FLASH photography throughout the evening so as not to interfere with the photographers ability to take good pictures ) … PLEASE bring me the gun now … seriously ….

So we got the two kids hitched , everyone threw the petals , no one flashed the photographer … and the reception can FINALLY begin …

IT’s not over …

I went to say my congratulations and good byes … hugs … I am great… all that pizzazz… and now the photowitch is forcing her boyfriends cards on me …. She took a stack of them to pass out  AT THE RECEPETION … he is a MASSAGE THERAPIST … REALLY ????  I’m not really feeling it … I would like to state for the record however that I am retaining the rights to the B Movie and will use all characters playing themselves… reality tv has NOTHING on my experience …. And when I make my million off of the movie I’ll take you out for an iced cold skinny girl adult beverage on my new yacht ! HA!

I promise it  is ALL true …

Disclaimer:
In defense of the Bride & Groom ... she was truly gorgeous and he was a handsome saint... I feel certain they will have a long and happy life together ... it's simply  all about choosing the right players ...